Bill Brasky Humor (SNL Skit)
"I once saw him scissors kick Angela Landsbury."
"He sheds his skin once a year."
"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."
"He did 3 tours in Nam. I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious, I asked him his name, sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson."
"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"Bill Brasky once breast-fed a sea gull back to health!"
"Bill Braskey once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"Bill Braskey once squeezed a deer and said, 'I'm Bill Braskey! Say it!', and the deer made a sound that kind of sounded like 'Bill Braskey!' It wasn't perfect, but it was pretty good for a deer."
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Gatorade"
"Bill Brasky was a two-ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Once he said let's go to a bar and led us to an empty lot. He sat down right in the middle of it and said "this is the place." We waited there with him for two years, and sure enough, they built a bar on that very spot. We drank there the whole night, and then Brasky burned the place down, just for closure."
"Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber....at the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."