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The 20 Creepiest Things You Can Whisper In Someone's Ear While Hugging.

  1. Long sniff – Mmmmmmmm … you smell different when you're awake
  2. "Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened
  3. "Soon"
  4. If it's a girl you're hugging, and you're a guy. "I can feel them pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."
  5. A good friend of mine (we are both males) enjoy creating awkward situations by hugging in public when we see each other. We don't do the manly, back pound hug; instead we do the arms up and under each other's armpits and say, loud enough for everyone to hear: "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice." And then we separate a big sigh. It can silence a room.
  6. "You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."
  7. "The slow blade penetrates the shield..."
  8. "Don't worry. I won't say anything, and no one else here knows."
  9. "Tonight ... you!"
  10. "Wait ... don't let go just yet." Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
  11. "He knows, don't go home."
  12. "I always knew you would die in my arms."
  13. "That will do pig"
  14. "It's been exactly 3 days, 4 hours and 26 minutes since we last hugged."
  15. "No one will ever believe you."
  16. "Yessssssssss!"
  17. "I bet you didn't feel me lick your ear"
  18. "I killed Mufasa."
  19. "There are only four layers, or less, of cloth separating us from ecstasy."
  20. "Mother told me it would be like this."