Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The Internet Age
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.
You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask if they're ready to go to lunch.
You chat on-line regularly with a stranger from the US, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbour yet this year.
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
Your idea of being organized is multiple coloured post-it notes.
You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.