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Wisconsin Journalism

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Green Bay, Wisconsin park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Brewers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts wiiting in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Brewers fan," the little hero replies "Sorry, since we're in Wisconsin I just assumed you were" says the reporter, and he starts writing again.

"Packer Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Packer fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Wisconsin was either for the Brewers or Packers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Viking fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard From Minnesota Kills Beloved Family Pet"