You Might be a Wisconsinite If...
If you define Summer as three months of bad sledding.
If your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
If snow tires come standard on all your cars.
If at least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.
If you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
If you can identify an Michigan accent.
If you know what "cow-tipping" is.
If you learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
If "Down South" to you means Chicago.
If traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.
If the "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and PBR.
If a brat is something you eat.
If you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.
If you have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
If you got a passport to go to Minnesota.
If you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
If you used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday.
If You know that Gotham is a real city.
If You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc.
If you know what a bubbler is.
If the snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.
If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
If you think there should be a "FIB go home" bumper sticker on every car north of Madison.
If a Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
You go out for fish fry on every Friday.
If you go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts.
When you tell someone where you are from and they say: 'I thought that was part of Canada'.
If your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July.
If you know how to polka.
If formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap.
If your children describe their summer vacation out of state as a "trip to Door county."
If you have to go to Florida to get a tan in August.
If you define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend.
If your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
If you know where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it.
If you have more fishing poles than teeth.
If you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on aweekend.